Monday, October 6, 2008

JH Cockroft

Another cracker from Saucy Viky - I think everyone else around your way must be walking around with their eyes closed. Good for you SV - leaves all the cock for the more attentive colleagues!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Philip S Cock

I wonder what the 'S' stands for?

A cracking first entry from Over-cautious Emma.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Cockleshell Gardens

Ah, lovely Southsea, a hotbed of cock on the south coast. Its a deadend called cock.........

Peacock Lane

Another one in Southsea and rather tricky to find, despite a very helpful map pinched from the nearby Holiday Inn.

Marvellous

Bus to Wecock Farm

The first of several entries resulting from a most fruitful cocking excursion in Southsea. It was too dark to capture this one first time round, so a return visit the following morning did the trick. Mind you the queue at the bus stop were slightly bemused by my cocking antics; they were in the way and I had to ask them to expose my cock for me!


Treacle Cock alley

A startlingly good debut cock capture from Scott of t'Antarctic who braved the netherworld of Bingley to seek out what he originally thought to be an extinct cock. A hard one is good to uncover unexpectedly.


Arthgur Cock

...making a welcome to return to TCC following their recent advertising campaign.......

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Fighting Cocks Farm

A classic of its kind caught just outside Southampton on the A36. Don't worry JJ, I'll not be awarding myself COTM for this one - I wouldn't dare after your unwarranted threats of violent on Facebook.

Cock Hill Lane

Errr....... Saucy Viky I think. Super bit of cock signage. She keeps trying to make me give her prizes for these things you know!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

A stunning new entry from JueJue McGrew

Look at this! Genuine High Wycombe Cock from our newest most recent colleague welcomed into the fold of cocking. JueJue McGrew; great things lie ahead of you - all of High Wycombe to yourself and a world of cock is your oyster.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

A mixture of different cocks

Including a first appearance from the cockchafer beetle and a first submission from a new cocking colleague - provisionally wallowing in the title of JueJue McGrew. Ian b's mate and another one to swell the ranks with a presence in High Wycombe - a whole new untapped source of cocks......



Monday, July 28, 2008

Laycocks

ICG going hell for leather to try and regain his status as cock of the month champion this wek - loads of cock from him including this sign with cock written on it.




Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Meacock and Jones

Not only did I see the sign in Danbury last week (and there are loads of them as it appears to be the only estate agent in the area) but I then stopped outside the shop itself. Packed with big-tied, cheap-suited gobshite spotty teenage tw*ts like every other house shop in the world. Never mind lads - poverty beckons as the false market you created to sustain your greedy, nose in the trough obseesion with other people's money collapses around your ears. Next stop McDonalds you scumbags.



















Hancock

I never expected Will Smith to rise to the heights of hijacking the Hollywood machine in order to become a prize winning, Oscar-worthy cocking colleague. Come on Will - get Jada Pinkett to play as well.


Cockshott Lane

Nothing much more to say about this super cock sign.


Cockshotts large loom

From Ian B. He's been a busy little cocker recently


Ho ho - Cocking Lane! There must be loads of these around the world!


Monday, July 14, 2008

Some in-store advertising cards from Tescos




The Cocker Hotel

The bar has been well and truly raised and the gauntlet firmly thrown down for all those other second rate amateur cockers out there. cock of the month has never been so strongly contested by JJ and Ian B - he got Cocklick Hill, she went to Argentina and got the Cocker Hotel.

WT and ICG sat back and admired the war as it raged on across the globe!


Cockin Lane

Another super example of corporately sponsored cock naming from Ian B. Probably in Bradford somewhere - they love a bit of cock in Bradford you know.........


Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Woodcock Street in Wakefield

Another fine entry from Ian B. He's a gardener for the council and he gets about a lot.





Thursday, July 3, 2008

Cocklick Laithe and Cocklick Hill

Oh Ian B, you surely must be a cock of the month award for you - I cannot see any of the Army of cockers beating this astonishing bit of cocking connoisseur-ship.

Cocklick Hill - genius!!!!




Sunday, June 29, 2008

The Peacock Theatre

ICG went to London. He found some cockernees and some lovely cock signs as well!


CA Cockley


The Cockhyll Tower

In at #1 with a bullet for a new cocking colleague - The Wise Northern Cock; lives in Yorkshire and goes to Yorkshire for his holidays. This is a lovely bit of El Tourismo attraction attempts by the Scarborough Tourist Board.

Well done TWNC - welcome to the world of cock and get some more cocking done.


Portugese Cock

Portugal knocked out of Euro 2008 - poor Ronaldo.


Thursday, June 19, 2008

Peacock Close

Stumbled upon near Portsmouth as I tried to find a place to buy some buns.


Peacock and Thompson



Peacock Hill

There was a farm at the top of this lane on the Isle of Wight called Peacock Hill Farm but the silly old farmer had missed the opportunity to put any obvious signage in place so I had to rely on the Ordnance Survey map to find it. Ooooarr.



Peacock Hill duck pond

At the foot of Peacock Hill near Bembridge on the Isle of Wight


Peacock butterflies


Fighting Cocks Cross

Well they would be wouldn't they. Near the pub of the same name on the Isle of Wight


Corncockle meadow - Isle of Wight again


Cock-a-doodle cafe on The Isle of Wight




Peacocks Pyghtle

Found in deepest darkest Suffolk during a family day out - Wickham Market I think it might have been. Any road, Mrs Tordoff was none too impressed by the diversion to get this one, but it was an opportunity not to be missed.


Pocock's Roses


Johnson and Johnson Antiques


Howdens Joinery

Coincidentally discovered oop North and Darn Sarth at the same time by ICG (oop north) and Wrigglesworth (darn sarth). A gang of woodworkers proudly advertising their wares using a big red and white cock. Well done you chippies.