Laycocks

ICG going hell for leather to try and regain his status as cock of the month champion this wek - loads of cock from him including this sign with cock written on it.

Meacock and Jones

Not only did I see the sign in Danbury last week (and there are loads of them as it appears to be the only estate agent in the area) but I then stopped outside the shop itself. Packed with big-tied, cheap-suited gobshite spotty teenage tw*ts like every other house shop in the world. Never mind lads - poverty beckons as the false market you created to sustain your greedy, nose in the trough obseesion with other people's money collapses around your ears. Next stop McDonalds you scumbags.

Hancock

I never expected Will Smith to rise to the heights of hijacking the Hollywood machine in order to become a prize winning, Oscar-worthy cocking colleague. Come on Will - get Jada Pinkett to play as well.

Cockshott Lane

Nothing much more to say about this super cock sign.

Cockshotts large loom

From Ian B. He's been a busy little cocker recently

Ho ho - Cocking Lane! There must be loads of these around the world!

Some in-store advertising cards from Tescos

The Cocker Hotel

The bar has been well and truly raised and the gauntlet firmly thrown down for all those other second rate amateur cockers out there. cock of the month has never been so strongly contested by JJ and Ian B - he got Cocklick Hill, she went to Argentina and got the Cocker Hotel.

WT and ICG sat back and admired the war as it raged on across the globe!

Cockin Lane

Another super example of corporately sponsored cock naming from Ian B. Probably in Bradford somewhere - they love a bit of cock in Bradford you know.........

Woodcock Street in Wakefield

Another fine entry from Ian B. He's a gardener for the council and he gets about a lot.

Cocklick Laithe and Cocklick Hill

Oh Ian B, you surely must be a cock of the month award for you - I cannot see any of the Army of cockers beating this astonishing bit of cocking connoisseur-ship.

Cocklick Hill - genius!!!!